(Gyllen)haalla!
I know, I know. You come here for church but you stay for the porn. Who wants to see Jake Gyllenhaal in just 2 Santa hats, (one very strategically placed) dancing for your pleasure? From the movie Jarhead, which I will now be seeing, mediocre reviews notwithstanding.
For the entire gorgeous, gyrating clip of Jake actually dancing, go say hello to Cherry and give her a big sloppy kiss.
And to reconcile my comments urging bloggers to be true to their hearts and write what MOVES them, and this post? Honey, this MOVES me . . .
And I don't usually edit my posts upon request. But this one's for you, Don:
Is it wrong to want to be in the middle of a Jake and Maggie sandwich? (image from here)
Ewwww...
Where's Maggie? As in 'The Secretary'? I'd spank her anytime, anywhere.
Posted by: dongeek | November 08, 2005 at 02:13 PM
Mmmmm. Jake.
Posted by: Neena | November 08, 2005 at 02:17 PM
Oh yeah -- I'm moved. Moved beyond measure.
Posted by: Robin | November 08, 2005 at 08:01 PM
Who came early?
Posted by: twocents | November 09, 2005 at 05:59 AM
Don: Fine, fine. I'm an equal opportunity gyllenhaalic pornographer today.
Neena: Indeed.
Robin: Glad you liked it : )
Two Cents: Here's $0.05 for you for catching the sexual reference, clever (dirty minded) woman!
Posted by: Jayne | November 09, 2005 at 07:10 AM
...yeah it--you know... probably is. But.
yeah... yum. :D
Posted by: tiger | November 09, 2005 at 07:20 AM
Mmmm. Sandwiches. And I'm hungry, too.
Posted by: Popeye | November 09, 2005 at 07:48 AM
"Is it wrong to want to be in the middle of a Jake and Maggie sandwich?"
Only if you don't share.
Premature Christmasing?
Hate that.
Posted by: blazngfyre | November 09, 2005 at 07:49 AM
I loved watching her character develop in that movie. She's one of my all time favorite spankees. Depiction of behavioral disorders? They say that like it's a bad thing. Why I'm a mere shell of myself without them.
Posted by: Edge | November 09, 2005 at 09:38 AM
Has Maggie ever been in a movie where she hasn't been naked? She's like the American Kate Winslet.
Posted by: Pops | November 09, 2005 at 10:02 AM
Tiger: Wrong, true, but so, so delicious and tempting. Like Haalandaise sauce.
Popeye: Me, too! Just hold the onion, please. Wouldn't want to get haalitosis.
B-fyre: I agree. Christmas is so limiting. I prefer more treats and presents, like with Haanukkah or Haalloween.
Edge: Agreed! Just keep it legal and consenting; wouldn't want you to get haaled off to jail.
Pops: Haallelujah!
Posted by: Jayne | November 09, 2005 at 11:17 AM
yes, it is wrong to want to be in the middle of a Jake and Maggie sandwich. so wrong it has to be right.
Posted by: Bugg | November 09, 2005 at 03:00 PM
Um, not sure why all of the comments so far have neglected to mention how fucking INCREDIBLY GODDAMNED HOT THIS MAN IS, but I thought I'd go ahead and take care of that straight away.
Oh, and please tell Cherry (whom I don't know and may never know, but have recently fallen in love with) that I would like to thank her from the very bottom of my...(insert girl part here)...for the video clip. I think I just sat and watched his ass move around the room for almost ten minutes.
It was glorious.
(Anyway, I tried to comment on her blog but, not being a "blogger" I was not allowed.)
Posted by: Hill | November 09, 2005 at 03:28 PM
Bugg: Yes, that was the same inescapable, logical conclusion I reached after several seconds of moral grappling.
Hill: Welcome! Yes, THANK YOU for finally stating what needed to be stated. And for admitting you watched that clip over and over. Then went back to it again and again. Then revisited it. Again. Or was that just me?
I gave Cherry your message. Happy to be a Secretary (as long as James Spader is spanking me, but I'd rather have Jake G. do it.)
BTW you can have a blogger profile (hence allowing you to comment on blogger sites) and just point to your Typepad blog in the advanced Blogger settings. But you would only go through the trouble of doing so if you are as vain and needy as I am and want as many people to see your site as possible. Jesus I hope you come back to read this or this was a little waste of time. . .
Posted by: Jayne | November 09, 2005 at 05:16 PM
I came back and read it....just sayin'
Posted by: Edge | November 10, 2005 at 05:34 AM
Edge: I always hope (and assume??) people come back to read the replies. . . I hope mine to you wasn't rude! It was a very lame joke, I couldn't think of a "haal" word that went with your comment. I can do better. Maggie's development in that movie was brilliant! And, if it's not completely clear by now, I have my fair share of behavioral disorders : )
Posted by: Jayne | November 10, 2005 at 08:24 AM
Read, yes. Appreciated, yes yes. I will in fact (being also particularly vain and in search of blog exposure) set up a blogger account, for that very purpose.
Anyway, why deny "bloggers" the wisdom of my responses?
And thanks for playing messenger-girl, I also linked that particular post to my blog and may...have...spent...some time...(a half an hour or so)...with the video clip this morning. Ahem.
I mean, really - does it EVER get old? I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Hill | November 10, 2005 at 09:41 AM
Hill: Ah! Thanks for coming back. My carpal tunnel will not have been in vain. No, that shit NEVER gets old. In fact, I have a couple minutes right now to spare for a little Jake dancing. . .
Posted by: Jayne | November 10, 2005 at 10:52 AM