What would your own personal Hell look like? Thanks to Jaquandor for the link, from here.
The Pope
Circle I Limbo
Michael Jackson
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Stalkers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Osama bin Laden
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Gay Bashers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Spam E-mailers
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bush, Rove, Cheaney
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice



Have I mentioned I'm currently reading The Divine Comedy?
Thanks for ruining the end for me. NAMBLA and Cheney. I totally should have put that together.
Posted by: Pops | December 19, 2005 at 12:03 PM
Holy shit! When I first saw this I thought you had redesigned your template, and this is what I was going to see here from now on. Please post soon, and move this hideous page of doom DOWN.
PS: Can hardly read the words, but Michael Jackson and NAMBLA get separate circles?
Posted by: Larry Jones | December 19, 2005 at 01:50 PM
Pops: "Dante" tell me you don't know how that ends already . . . the foreshadowing has been so obvious.
Larry: I think I'm going to keep this post up all week now, as a special Christmas present to you. Because I'm evil.
Posted by: Jayne | December 19, 2005 at 03:06 PM
I like it, Jayne. You left out Christmas Warriors though... so I guess I'm going to have to do my own ;)
Posted by: Robin | December 19, 2005 at 05:47 PM
Robin ~ How could I forget them?!
Posted by: Jayne | December 22, 2005 at 05:56 PM