I'm thinking it's time we got rid of that silly antiquated notion of separation of church and state. E Pluribus Unum? What is that, a disease-causing bacterium like E. (Enterobacteriaceae) coli but noodlier, like udon noodles? Who speaks Latin, anyway? It's a dead language and the idea of separation of church and state is a dead notion, may it R.I.P. (that's "Rest in Peace," not "Requiescat in Pace," m'kay? NO MORE DEAD LANGUAGES! No more tired jokes about more cowbell!)
Where was I?
Oh - we can totally amend it out of the Constitution. Plus, the Constitution only says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." It was Thomas Jefferson who coined the phrase "wall of separation between church and state" and what did he know?
If we want unity, let's unify as a country. No more separation. Just the Government and the Right-Wing Fundamentalist Christians, all of us unified as One.
Just ask these brilliant modern scholars (hello, Jefferson wrote that letter in the early 1800's, time to move on!):
"Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on
biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test
of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to
guide their public and private lives do not belong in office." - Beverly LaHaye (Concerned Women for America)
"There should be absolutely no 'Separation of Church and State' in America." - David Barton (Wallbuilders)
"Behind this judicial wall of separation there is a tyranny of lies that will fall... I say to you, my friends, let it fall! . . . A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy." - Fob James (Governor of Alabama)
"We are engaged in a social, political, and cultural war. There's a lot
of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody's
values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our
children what to believe." [AMEN! - Jayne] - Gary Bauer (American Values)
"The long-term
goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over
the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal
sanctions of God by submitting to His Church's public marks of the
covenant–baptism and holy communion–must be denied citizenship."
"This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians"
- Gary North (Institute for Christian Economics)
"When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no
satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more
talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes
control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will
not permit anybody the right to practice evil." - Gary Potter (Catholics for Christian Political Action)
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should
they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." - George Bush, Sr. (President of the U.S.)
"The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of
dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use
them to influence the nation for Christ." - James Kennedy (Center for Reclaiming America)
"The [Supreme] Court, by seeking to equate Christianity with other religions, merely assaults the one faith. The Court in essence is assailing the true God by democratizing the Christian religion." - John Whitehead Rutherford Institute)
"We need a legal strategy which protects the rights of those of us who
hold Christian convictions which will afford us the opportunity to
contend once again for the mind of this culture." - Keith A. Fournier (Catholic Way)
"The Islamic people, the Arabs, were
the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to
America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the
religion of slavers."
"Just
like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing
to the evangelical Christians. It's no different...More terrible than
anything suffered by any minority in history."
"When
lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that
happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph
Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things
seem to go together."
"The
feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a
socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to
leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy
capitalism, and become lesbians."
"You
say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the
Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing.
Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."
"I
know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married,
you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the
head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and
that's the way it is, period."
"[Homosexuals]
want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood
all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of
ministers."
"[Planned
Parenthood] is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have
adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism –
everything that the Bible condemns." - Pat ("Patwa" rhymes with "Fatwa") Robertson (Christian Coalition)
"I want you to just let a wave of
intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over
you. Yes, hate is good...Our
goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by
God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want
pluralism."
"Our goal must be simple. We must have a Christian nation built on God's law, on the ten Commandments. No apologies."
"I
don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your
marriage as often as you like – and if you have babies, you have
babies."
"When I, or
people like me, are running the country, you'd better flee, because we
will find you, we will try you, and we'll execute you. I mean every
word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they
are tried and executed."
"There
is going to be war, [and Christians may be called to] take up the sword
to overthrow the tyrannical regime that oppresses them." - Randall Terry (Operation Rescue)
"As the church
watches from the sidelines, the ungodly elect atheists and homosexuals
to school boards and legislatures to enact policies and laws that
destroy our Christian children and discriminate against Christian
families."
"Atheistic
secular humanists should be removed from office and Christians should
be elected...Government and true Christianity are inseparable."
"We'll
take away their power and their money. Money comes from students. We'll
break their backs by taking 24 million kids out of the public schools." - Robert Simonds (Citizens for Excellence in Education)
"Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse. . . .You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says."
"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God."
"Do
you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin?
The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."
"The
best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible
and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy." Robert T. Lee (Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments
"Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now." - Star Parker (Coalition on Urban Renewal & Education)
"The 'wall of separation between church and state' is a metaphor based
on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to
judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned." - William Rehnquist (Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court)
And there's plenty more excellent quotes about Sodomite gays and feminists and atheists on this awesome website--this must be a typo--The American Taliban? Not sure what that means, didn't we get rid of the Taliban in some backwards, non-Christian heathen country a long time ago?
I for one am HEARTENED that these people are working so hard, doing GOD's work, people! Working to unify us all, to tear down the artificial, restricting separation between church and state. And how aggressively, diligently and strategically they are targeting our youth and government! Kudos, American "Taliban" (still don't get that. . .but thanks to Don anyway for sending me the link.)
I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope and pray that Alito gets confirmed by the Senate early next month. All three branches of our federal government will then finally be totally on board with GOD's agenda and the Conservative Way! Doesn't that thought Fill your Being with Joy? : ) Supreme Court appointments are lifetime appointments! It is so hard to comprehend the Awesomeness of that concept!
The Supreme Court will FINALLY be able to totally invalidate the "separation" of church and state with a good interpretation of the Establishment Clause the first case it gets, once and for all!
Even though one of my Senators here in California has written me back to say she won't confirm Alito, something about individual rights, civil liberties history, yada yada, surely other Senators will See the Light?
Sit with me, Beloved Children of Blog. Sit with me, do nothing except pray and give Thanks. God's Soldiers are working around the clock to ensure that our children live in a world without separation. There's nothing to worry about. Blessings to you all.
Absit omen, Beloveds.
