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(Heart-stoppingly Hott, Exceedingly Cool, Control Freak Irreverent Reverend Snarky/Sincere Compulsive Blogger In Search of Hyper-Gullible, Open-Minded, Not Yet With Overcome with Apathy, Witty Readers with Too Much Time On Their Hands)

For fun and . . . more?

You may be compatible with the irRev. Jayne if you answer "yes" to 10 or more of the following 15 statements.

1. I am hott, too.
2. I am exceedingly cool, too.
3. I understand it is IMPOSSIBLE to fake 1 & 2 on the Internets - WYSIWYG
4. I do not take myself too seriously.
5. I do not take the irRev. Jayne too seriously, even when she refers to herself in the third person.
6. The only thing rigid about me is in my pants.
7. Zippers are necessary.
8. I prefer to create than destroy/tear down.
9. I have love in my heart, even if it's hidden, guarded, neglected.
10. I want to live the dream in my heart in this lifetime.
11. I like to sing and dance and don't care if I suck at both!
12. I think of animals as more than personal property.
13. I like to laugh and make people laugh. I want to make Jayne laugh.
14. I want to participate in (or at least bear Witness to, without throwing things) the next Revolution, the one where we expose and topple "religions" and "churches" that have as their core values hatred, bigotry and material wealth, and we expose and topple "leaders" who have as their core values hatred, bigotry and material wealth and we decide instead to wake up, turn off our TVs, stop needless shopping, escaping and hating for a little while and instead discover our own Joy and spread it EVERYWHERE.
15. I like pie.

If you answered "Hell, NO!" to 7 or more of the above 15 statements, then please go somewhere else, you are totally killing my buzz.

Yesterday, I found someone with whom I may be very compatible. I don't know if it is his 110% heterosexuality, his unflagging patriotism, the fact that his masculinity goes to 11, his loyal army, or his allegiance to all that is Holy, but I definitely find him hott and exceedingly cool. Go say hello to Jesus' General if you don't know him!  I'm thinking of trying out for the Chaplain position (yes, that's different than the missionary position) in his army. . .

And you may answer my personal ad in the comment section below.

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No, really. I'm NOT needy. Cool and hott, remember? Anyone? 

Comments

[Pops]

I'm afraid we're totally incompatible because of #8. I destroy. Sometimes without even meaning to. I'm really good at it as well. Just ask my enemies. Or you could if they weren't all already destroyed.

[Jayne]

Pops: Hate to break it to you, but your affirmative answer to #13 (I pay for the advanced Statcounter features) totally cancels out your "hell, no!" response to #8. I think you are my soul twin. Hug? Pie?

[Shephard]

What I lack in some of the above questions, I make up for in my unswerving devotion and reverence for Pie (Jesus approved; canonization pending).
~S

[Jayne]

Yay for pie! Jeez, Shephard, I'm not feeling the love here today. . .

[Robin]

On your recommendation, I shall pay the General a visit.
Have a great weekend, Jayne!