Immodest Mouse

Any of us can indulge in self-congratulatory fantasies about how courageous we will be when crisis hits. It is only when actually faced with danger -- a charging elephant, enemy fire, a blind date gone awry -- that we can truly know of what substance we are made. Hero or coward, (wo)man or mouse?

Having now survived a laser beam trained on my legs and pink parts, I can now walk a little taller, knowing how courageous I am. Braver, smoother . . . poorer.

Comments

[The Pilot]

You are my hero. Where would we be without people, like yourself, "blazing the trail".
:)
-T

[timethief]

OMG and here I thought you were a female icon. I had envisioned you as a shapely but hairy-legged goddess but now you reveal that you are as vain as I am. Cool. ;)

[jules]

I'm right there with you girl! Did you at least get to use the cream that dulls your (ahem) "senses"? I couldn't do it without it (brings tears to my eyes). Tomorrow I go get the electrolosys for the strays that wouldn't laser. Walking taller, but I bet sitting tenderly for a while. ;o) Smooth is great!

[Adorable Girlfriend]

LOL!

UC hearts Modest Mouse.

[Shephard]

Oh, is this going to be your new Christmas Tradition? Caroling, tinsel and Lasering? :)
~S

[Popeye]

Did they use red and green lasers, maybe?

[krista]

Your a woman of strength Jayne. A true woman of strength.

[Michael Bains]

Whoa! Ummm... So we know at least one thing you got for the Holidays. Hope you're enjoying with the one you love!

Happy Holidays, Jayne!

[dongeek]

A picture is worth a thousand words

[Jayne]

TP: blazing the trail? lol

Timethief: I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that you don't know by now how vain I am!

Jules: Yeah, totally slathered on the lidocaine - no fun (but could have been worse) but yes, the thought of throwing away my razors in a few months makes me very happy!

AG: me too (when they don't bug me that is)

Shephard: lol - no, the hair better all be gone by next xmas!!

Popeye: I don't know the color of the laser, I had my eyes closed and dark glasses on . . . but probably.

Krista: It wasn't that bad, just the thought of it was scary.

MB: Yeah, probably TMI but I was so excited, I just wanted other folks to know about the procedure.

Don: Yeah, right. :P

[Dr Dre Beats Outlet]

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